Jeff Root / Root Cellar Productions
Sir Real
Lyrics
There was a knight who frequented King Richard’s Faire
with plastic sword and armor, with a distant stare,
an extraordinary visionary
deranged with Renaissance zeal
that noble, role-play knight known as Sir Real.

His ladies came in costume to romanticize
until Sir Real transfixed them with his merry eyes.
and tantalized they fantasized,
and imaginations did reel
for in their minds their knight became Sir Real.

And freed from that daily grind
they were swept away
all their worries far behind
that summer's day.

They leapt and played like munchkins on a holiday
their morphing spirits giddy as a lark in May
and mesmerized I realized
the crux of role-play's appeal
is who decides who's daft and who's Sir Real?

And freed from that daily grind
I was swept away
all my troubles far behind
that summer's day.

There was a knight known as Sir Real,
A noble knight known as Sir Real,
A role-play knight known as Sir Real.
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Jeff Root
Music Credits: Jeff Root
Producer Credits: Jeff Root
Publisher Credits: Black Hole Publishing
Performance Credits: Jeff Root, Zack Root, Tom Ruckey, Gretchen Schlier, Diane Root
Label Credits: Root Cellar Records
Metadata
Song Length: 3:02
Primary Genre: Rock-General
Secondary Genre: Rock-Alternative