Jeff Root / Root Cellar Productions
Muckraker, Mon Ami
Lyrics
Muckraker, Mon Ami

Ah, Bon Jour, Sometimes in life you get a bad review,
One that rakes your good name through the muck of
Disgrace and humiliation
and sp tonight, to those who would perpetrate
such a crushing blow,
I dedicate this song.

Muckraker, Mon Ami,
why’d you have to take a poke at me?
Can’t you see I’m trying to survive here
upon my leaky lifeboat at sea
as you pull the plug and set me free,
Muckraker, Mon Ami.

Mud-slinging Protégé,
why’d you have to blow my dreams away?
Can’t you see I struggle with denial?
In any case it’s fair to say,
you blew your little kiss my way,
Mud-slinging Protégé.

C’est la vie!
Que sera, sera, mon vieux.
Whatever will be, will be
Comme ci, comme ça, monsieur.

Dream Trampling Dilettante,
Must you squash me like a ripe eggplant,
oozing neath the anquish of rejection.
Laying down each ruthless taunt,
you crush me like an elephant,
Dream Trampling Dilettante.

– tap-dance solo –

C’est la vie!
Que sera, sera, mon vieux.
Whatever will be, will be
Comme ci, comme ça, monsieur.

Hope Crushing Marionette,
must you snuff me like a cigarette?
Didn’t you see my little heart was glowing?
But don’t regret, I’ll get you yet
when we’re heart-to-heart and tête-à-tête,
Hope Crushing Marionette.
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Jeff Root
Music Credits: Jeff Root
Producer Credits: Jeff Root
Metadata
Song Length: 4:02
Primary Genre: Rock-General
Secondary Genre: Rock-Alternative